Bamhandun is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, quiet dove.

Bamhandun created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamhandun, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bamhandun, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bamhandun's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bamhandun's Holy Commandments

1. Always store garlic above ground.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always wash your back before prayer.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Do not prepare peanuts while filled with anger.