Weebogken is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, deceitful aardvark.

Weebogken created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weebogken, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Weebogken, he will turn you into a slug.

Weebogken's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Weebogken's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about bacteria.

3. Never allow tortoises to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not prepare gooseberries while wearing boots.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Weebogken on top of all buildings.