Dubgonpon is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, self-assured bat.

Dubgonpon created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubgonpon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dubgonpon, she will turn you into a duck.

Dubgonpon's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Dubgonpon's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dubgonpon.

2. Never mention geese.

3. Do not kill frogs.

4. Never wear orange coats.

5. Never talk about dark energy near porpoises while wearing yellow ear rings and balancing nine nickel spheres on your back.