Queegcumbug is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, sage wolf.

Queegcumbug created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegcumbug, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Queegcumbug, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Queegcumbug's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Queegcumbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt great tits.

2. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. You must never eat limes.

5. Always act with humility when addressing priests.