Nuttbogmifnul is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, almighty dryad.

Nuttbogmifnul created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbogmifnul, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nuttbogmifnul, it will turn you into a sheep.

Nuttbogmifnul's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Nuttbogmifnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather three seals in one place.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not wear kilts marked with yellow.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near turtles while wearing green boots and balancing five zinc spheres on your legs.

5. Do not listen to music.