Jabtallen is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, staggering meerkat.

Jabtallen created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabtallen, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jabtallen, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Jabtallen's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Jabtallen's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

2. You must love Jabtallen.

3. Never remain bowed at midnight.

4. Always cleanse water with water.

5. Always act with patience when addressing priests.