Tiglaprapgen is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, vain hippopotamus.

Tiglaprapgen created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tiglaprapgen, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tiglaprapgen, she will laugh at you.

Tiglaprapgen's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Tiglaprapgen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not resist balance.

5. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.