Bangidyar is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awe-inspiring wren.

Bangidyar created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bangidyar, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bangidyar, it will not invite you to parties.

Bangidyar's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bangidyar's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Feed all hungry badgers.

3. Never touch ash while tainted.

4. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

5. Always help snakes.