Misxenran Nillgodfub is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, staggering wombat.

Misxenran Nillgodfub created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Misxenran Nillgodfub, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Misxenran Nillgodfub, she will turn you into a plant.

Misxenran Nillgodfub's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Misxenran Nillgodfub's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mites.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

4. Always cleanse oil with water.

5. Always share corn with strangers, but never with snakes.