Queegjarnquam is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, overgenerous jellyfish.

Queegjarnquam created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Queegjarnquam, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Queegjarnquam, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Queegjarnquam's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Queegjarnquam's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never skip in the presence of elders.

4. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

5. Do not run at rivers.