Dossmipmon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast crow.

Dossmipmon created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossmipmon, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dossmipmon, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dossmipmon's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Dossmipmon's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

2. Never point your head toward the south during prayer.

3. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not commit murder.