Artcumrull is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, moody ant.

Artcumrull created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Artcumrull, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Artcumrull, she will curse you with boils.

Artcumrull's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Artcumrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare cucumbers during winter.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching platinum.

5. Always store rice above ground.