Siddibbab is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, sage turtle.

Siddibbab created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Siddibbab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Siddibbab, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Siddibbab's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Siddibbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Siddibbab.

3. Do not name children after snails.

4. Always wear red.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.