Cimveenlog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, egotistical bird.

Cimveenlog created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimveenlog, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cimveenlog, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cimveenlog's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cimveenlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Always look after injured squirrels.

5. Always obey Cimveenlog's priests.