Jatkimgup is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, capable crane.

Jatkimgup created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatkimgup, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jatkimgup, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Jatkimgup's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Jatkimgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mites.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Hide if seven badgers approach from the south.