Fungadgom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, vain badger.

Fungadgom created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fungadgom, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fungadgom, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Fungadgom's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Fungadgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms mauve.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about dark energy near foxes while wearing yellow trousers and balancing five gold spheres on your feet.