Bestfithim is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, fast hedgehog.

Bestfithim created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bestfithim, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bestfithim, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bestfithim's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bestfithim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never mix coconuts with water.

4. Always count to five before sleeping.

5. Do not cook food in pots.