Miplaptipjap is a god.

She takes the form of a small, impressive troll.

Miplaptipjap created carbon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Miplaptipjap, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Miplaptipjap, she will manifest in front of you.

Miplaptipjap's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Miplaptipjap's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never wear magenta tights.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not take Miplaptipjap's name in vain.