Cutarfjan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humane beaver.

Cutarfjan created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Cutarfjan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cutarfjan, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cutarfjan's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cutarfjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Do not prepare gooseberries while filled with envy.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always act with obedience.