Ingsafort is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, thoughtless jaguar.

Ingsafort created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingsafort, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ingsafort, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ingsafort's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Ingsafort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

2. Never gather eight nematodes near towers.

3. Do not consume lemons at dawn.

4. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.

5. Always wash your feet before prayer.