Dapdimvig is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, staggering seal.

Dapdimvig created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dapdimvig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dapdimvig, she will be very unhappy.

Dapdimvig's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Dapdimvig's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Never speak aloud of secrets.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.