Dotladbod is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy giraffe.

Dotladbod created dark matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotladbod, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dotladbod, it will make you grow a tail.

Dotladbod's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Dotladbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must love Dotladbod.