Has is a god.

She takes the form of a large, almighty coyote.

Has created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Has, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Has, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Has' most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Has' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. You must pray to Has seven times a day.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near snakes while wearing violet tights.