Fligdubhub is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, annoying ferret.

Fligdubhub created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligdubhub, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fligdubhub, she will turn you into a dog.

Fligdubhub's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Fligdubhub's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fligdubhub's priests.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Fligdubhub must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never write about dark energy.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.