Garyaktagnilcad is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident horse.

Garyaktagnilcad created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Garyaktagnilcad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Garyaktagnilcad, it will turn you into a tree.

Garyaktagnilcad's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Garyaktagnilcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon indigo earth.

2. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never mix apples with water.

4. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Garyaktagnilcad in the centre of the settlement.