Hongarwik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful coyote.

Hongarwik created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hongarwik, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hongarwik, it will strike you with lightening.

Hongarwik's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Hongarwik's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat apples.

2. Hide if five otters approach from the west.

3. Do not take Hongarwik's name in vain.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never eat turnips on holy days.