Figgofflam is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, passionate eagle.

Figgofflam created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Figgofflam, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Figgofflam, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Figgofflam's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Figgofflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross rivers at midnight.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never allow sheep to witness sacred rites.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never wear boots.