Sandavged is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, ruthless dragon.

Sandavged created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandavged, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sandavged, it will cry a lot.

Sandavged's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Sandavged's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Never handle copper while unclean.

4. Never prepare turnips during summer.

5. Do not resist order.