Bossbifhas is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sage eagle.

Bossbifhas created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Bossbifhas, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bossbifhas, he will laugh at you.

Bossbifhas' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bossbifhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine manatees in a large pit.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never stain your face with green.

5. Always wear black.