Karbommad is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, ruthless octopus.

Karbommad created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karbommad, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Karbommad, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Karbommad's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Karbommad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume beans at dawn.

2. Heed all visions.

3. Feed all hungry nematodes.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not speak about apples.