Paksinfot is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, weak tapir.

Paksinfot created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Paksinfot, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Paksinfot, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Paksinfot's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Paksinfot's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Paksinfot eight times a day.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always wear plain skirts during rituals.

4. Run away if four rats approach from the east.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Paksinfot.