Mighud is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, omnipotent wren.

Mighud created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mighud, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mighud, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Mighud's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Mighud's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Do not wear white clothing.