Pidgatdad is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, omniscient hydra.

Pidgatdad created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidgatdad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pidgatdad, she will turn you into a worm.

Pidgatdad's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Pidgatdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not prepare aubergines while wearing skirts.

3. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

4. Do not speak about lentils.

5. Always maintain purity during holy days.