Foblopmeg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, smart skunk.

Foblopmeg created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Foblopmeg, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Foblopmeg, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Foblopmeg's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Foblopmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Never adorn your back with purple markings.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

4. Never handle gold while unclean.

5. Do not stand on grass.