Manvedpop is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, humorless parrot.

Manvedpop created a photon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Manvedpop, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Manvedpop, it will turn you into a worm.

Manvedpop's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Manvedpop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Manvedpop loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Never fashion tools from wood.