Gilrigcab is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, astonishing jellyfish.

Gilrigcab created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilrigcab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gilrigcab, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gilrigcab's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gilrigcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch water while unclean.

2. Shun those given to vanity.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

5. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.