Gebjoplarp is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, amazing parrot.

Gebjoplarp created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gebjoplarp, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gebjoplarp, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gebjoplarp's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Gebjoplarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.

2. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never allow moths to witness sacred rites.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not prepare lemons while wearing rings.