Renbimham is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, compassionate warg.

Renbimham created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renbimham, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Renbimham, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Renbimham's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Renbimham's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Never allow horses to witness sacred rites.