Dodcumgon Fotratvonkwancubmipmatman is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish octopus.

Dodcumgon Fotratvonkwancubmipmatman created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodcumgon Fotratvonkwancubmipmatman, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dodcumgon Fotratvonkwancubmipmatman, he will send minions to preach to you.

Dodcumgon Fotratvonkwancubmipmatman's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Dodcumgon Fotratvonkwancubmipmatman's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always count to five before sleeping.

3. Never think ill of sick turtles.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.