Fliglabjam is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, stupid hummingbird.

Fliglabjam created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliglabjam, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fliglabjam, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fliglabjam's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Fliglabjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not place nuts upon stone.

4. Do not keep six mites in a large pit.

5. Do not sing in public.