Sabdod is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unsympathetic jellyfish.

Sabdod created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabdod, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sabdod, she will jump up and down on your head.

Sabdod's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Sabdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.

3. Do not gather at doors at dawn.

4. Always act with patience.

5. Do not study archaea on holy days.