Gilgutarp is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, impressive wolf.

Gilgutarp created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilgutarp, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gilgutarp, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gilgutarp's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gilgutarp's Holy Commandments

1. Remain bowed during prayer.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never paint your face orange.

4. Never talk about optics near swans while wearing black corsets and balancing three copper spheres on your arms.

5. Always help dolphins.