Dogzedsak is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, stupid squirrel.

Dogzedsak created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogzedsak, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dogzedsak, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dogzedsak's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dogzedsak's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in darkness.

2. Always help sick pigs.

3. Erect a giant red sculpture of Dogzedsak in the centre of the settlement.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.