Omtriltarg is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, selfish goblin.

Omtriltarg created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtriltarg, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Omtriltarg, he will try to impress you with trees.

Omtriltarg's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Omtriltarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white coats.

2. Run away from black goats, for they are unholy.

3. Always help sick tapirs.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Always wear yellow.