Stipfunzim is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, benevolent fox.

Stipfunzim created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipfunzim, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stipfunzim, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Stipfunzim's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Stipfunzim's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Retreat if nine great tits approach from the south.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always stare at clouds.