Negmablig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, effective chinchilla.

Negmablig created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Negmablig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Negmablig, he will not invite you to parties.

Negmablig's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Negmablig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

2. Never mention foxes.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Negmablig.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.