Omincemhad Cipabzed is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, humorless spider.

Omincemhad Cipabzed created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Omincemhad Cipabzed, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Omincemhad Cipabzed, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Omincemhad Cipabzed's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Omincemhad Cipabzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sharks.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near rats while wearing fawn trousers and balancing three titanium spheres on your legs.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Omincemhad Cipabzed in the centre of the settlement.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.