Misrantom is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, caring newt.

Misrantom created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Misrantom, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Misrantom, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Misrantom's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Misrantom's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not prepare peas while wearing trousers.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near dogs while wearing gray stockings.

4. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

5. Never wear red hats on sacred days.