Handimten is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, omniscient wyvern.

Handimten created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Handimten, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Handimten, it will throw large rocks at you.

Handimten's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Handimten's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not prepare oranges while filled with anger.

3. Never feed lots of cucumbers to otters while wearing gray scarves.

4. Do not step barefoot upon violet earth.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.