Shavjatpod is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, annoying cat.

Shavjatpod created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavjatpod, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Shavjatpod, she will manifest in front of you.

Shavjatpod's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Shavjatpod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never mention great tits.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help sick frogs.