Ratgomveen is a god.

He takes the form of a small, awe-inspiring mink.

Ratgomveen created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Ratgomveen, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ratgomveen, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Ratgomveen's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Ratgomveen's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine bats approach from the south.

2. Always treat geese with great respect.

3. Never mark doors with white.

4. Do not place garlic upon stone.

5. Do not covet oxen.