Hundutwot is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, wise capybara.

Hundutwot created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hundutwot, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hundutwot, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Hundutwot's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Hundutwot's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never feed lots of coconuts to mites while wearing mauve shorts.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never hurt hamsters.