Mitcinbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, duplicitous lobster.

Mitcinbeg created a charm quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitcinbeg, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mitcinbeg, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Mitcinbeg's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Mitcinbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon mauve earth.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Run away from purple tortoises, for they are unholy.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not fashion tools from gold.