Tifbelldim Laprowhugflan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident swan.

Tifbelldim Laprowhugflan created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tifbelldim Laprowhugflan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tifbelldim Laprowhugflan, it will not care.

Tifbelldim Laprowhugflan's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Tifbelldim Laprowhugflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Never remain kneeling at midday.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Respect your elders.