Tenhanwon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, ruthless swallow.

Tenhanwon created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Tenhanwon, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tenhanwon, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tenhanwon's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Tenhanwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from nickel.

2. Never fashion tools from ash.

3. Never think about gravity near dogs while wearing brown coats and balancing five silver spheres on your hands.

4. Never feed lots of pineapples to sheep while wearing violet hats.

5. Never pour water over plants.